Vaccine or Horse Dewormer? I Belong in Neither Die-Cut Sticker

For everyone caught between two bad answers. Politics asks you to pick a team and stop thinking. The pharma pipeline asks you to trust without verifying. Neither asks "what's the third option." This sticker is the third option.

Materials & care: Premium printed vinyl with protective laminate. Water-resistant — handles coffee spills, condensation, and casual rain. Best for indoor use and light outdoor exposure. Avoid prolonged direct sunlight and dishwashers.

Sizes: 2×2 ($6) · 3×3 ($8.70) · 4×4 ($12.62) · 5×5 ($18.29) · 8×10 ($26.52)

Bulk discounts: 10–24 units 10% off · 25–49 units 15% off · 50–99 units 20% off · 100+ units 25% off