"Trying to Buy an Island" Satirical Sticker

We're all out here just trying to buy an island — some of us just have a more creative plan to get there. This die-cut sticker skewers the gap between the people running the Cantillon effect and everyone else trying to outrun it.

Materials & care: Premium printed vinyl with protective laminate. Water-resistant — handles coffee spills, condensation, and casual rain. Best for indoor use and light outdoor exposure (laptops, water bottles, notebooks, phone cases). Avoid prolonged direct sunlight and dishwashers.

Sizes: 2×2 ($6) · 3×3 ($8.70) · 4×4 ($12.62) · 5×5 ($18.29) · 8×10 ($26.52)

Bulk discounts: 10–24 units 10% off · 25–49 units 15% off · 50–99 units 20% off · 100+ units 25% off