My Expertise Won't Make Your Bad Idea Good Die-Cut Sticker

The honest disclaimer every consultant should print on their business card. My expertise won't make your bad idea good. You can hire me to design it, build it, optimize it, or ship it — but the underlying premise still won't work, and we both knew that going in. The check still cashes either way.

Materials & care: Premium printed vinyl with protective laminate. Water-resistant — handles coffee spills, condensation, and casual rain. Best for indoor use and light outdoor exposure (laptops, water bottles, notebooks, toolboxes). Avoid prolonged direct sunlight and dishwashers.

Sizes: 2×2 ($6) · 3×3 ($8.70) · 4×4 ($12.62) · 5×5 ($18.29) · 8×10 ($26.52)

Bulk discounts: 10–24 units 10% off · 25–49 units 15% off · 50–99 units 20% off · 100+ units 25% off