I'm Sorry I'm Working As Cheap As I Can Die-Cut Sticker

For the contractor whose estimate keeps getting "negotiated down." For the freelancer being asked to do it cheaper, faster, with less. The honest answer: there's a floor under labor costs. Materials cost what they cost. Time costs what it costs. We're already as cheap as we can be — without compromising the work.

Materials & care: Premium printed vinyl with protective laminate. Water-resistant — handles coffee spills, condensation, and casual rain. Best for indoor use and light outdoor exposure (laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, truck dashes). Avoid prolonged direct sunlight and dishwashers.

Sizes: 2×2 ($6) · 3×3 ($8.70) · 4×4 ($12.62) · 5×5 ($18.29) · 8×10 ($26.52)

Bulk discounts: 10–24 units 10% off · 25–49 units 15% off · 50–99 units 20% off · 100+ units 25% off