I'm Looking to Invest in the AI That Will Subjugate Die-Cut Sticker

The honest investment thesis. Skip the moral hand-wringing about AI safety, AI alignment, AI ethics. The AI that wins will be the one most useful to the people already in charge. Investing in the model that does the subjugating beats investing in the model that asks why we're subjugating.

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